Following my last entry in Lady Patsy's Chambers, I felt compelled to share U.Lee's comment on how genders can impress each other.
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
1. Compliment her,
2. cuddle her,
3. kiss her
,
,4. caress her,
5. love her,
6. stroke her,
7. tease her,
8. comfort her,
9. protect her,
10. hug her,
11. hold her,
12. spend money on her,
13. wine & dine her,
14. buy things for her,
15. listen to her,
16. care for her,
17. stand by her,
18. support her,
19. go to the ends of the earth for her....
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
1.Show up naked.
2. Bring beer.
Men are such simple creatures, yet....
... HERE'S THE MAN WHO WAITED IN VAIN FOR THAT TO HAPPEN:
7 comments:
kah kah kah..pity that 'man' :D
It's proven that women are not 'cheap' .... always set high standard in life , we are unique... not like men or is it just that uncle living in canada that set the low standard of men ??? ( just kidding ye uncle ! )
Hey JT and U.Lee - really love this - its classic! Yeah and I totally agree that it takes next to 'nothing' to make a guy happy. So ladies, don't blow a fortune on sexy lingerie okay ... the sooner they can take it off you, they happier they are.
Lady Patsy, I wonder how many beer rounds can one buy in place of a piece of lingerie? ;)
LUJ, women don't come cheap, huh? we are such complicated and delicate creatures, yet we outlive them.
Hi Lady Patsy, just to add some pepper in your posting here. Finding a man.
1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job.
2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man who is dependable and doesn't lie.
4. It is important to find a man who finds you attractive
5. It is important that these four men never meet.
Have a nice day. UL.
JT & Lady Patsy :o)
How true, very true ... it's so easy to impress a man ... i'd add one more thing: switch on the sports channel & he's in heaven!
Hey Syana, how true. That sports channel is the other thing. Don't even try to talk to him during a game. You can tell him you are dying and he will "uhuh! ok."
you forgot.... bring condom... or perhaps... swallow? :P...
okok... a bit too much there...
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